Limerick

Take me to where the maple tree grows,
And cause leaves on branches to turn brown,
Syrup...

Back in the 1970s, the BBC destroyed many episodes of the classic Doctor Who.
That is exactly what...

Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine.
My youngest son is so ignorant that...

A maniac has kidnapped me and he's holding a gun to my head.
He's forcing me to watch the new Doctor...

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to...

I've been good to you and I let you live in my house rent free.
You did something even though you...

I told my cousin that her fiance was going to roam and I didn't mean Italy.
But just like everybody...

My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time, owning that video game console...

Centralize a space to connect breath, tuning in
Take a breath
In step, via the molecular...

Disney didn't expect it but Solo is a flop.
When it came to selling tickets, the second week saw a...

Last year, I found five million dollars in a briefcase.
The owners want it back, I'm constantly...

There was once a Coatbridge Jester,
Who taught his dog a rude gesture,
Unfortunate it was,...

I learned that the woman of my dreams isn't a filly.
Just a few nights ago, I learned that she has a...

Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he got a flu shot.
He turned into the Hulk because it hurt a...

On the grind
To intertwine
work with perseverance
Along with faith to always keep in...

Music is my drug
Dance, aesthetically reins the heart
Poetry rests thy spirit
A...