Limerick

I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the...

I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is...

I own something that makes my life a living Hell.
I've become a social outcast because I drive an...

When a man said he rode a hog, I thought he was talking about a motorbike.
But he actually rode a...

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave...

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...

These days run together.
Uneventful, through this chaotic weather.
Your the rainbow, after...

When I say that I'm going to kill you, there is no doubt.
You've angered me once too often and I'm...

When you haven't slept for 4 days and you're counting every second. The world feels like it's crashing down...

I'm shedding you see.
Soon you will not recognize me.
There are many changes that I used to...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

A bit jaded.
Somewhat faded.
Over concentrated.
Not exaggerated.
Simply created...

life is more than any..
less than that would be
a waste for many..
when you find life...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

There was a young man from Darjeeling, who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt he...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...