Limerick

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee...

You're not truly dead just as long as people remember you.
And if I have my way, that is exactly...

What if I told you I cried myself to sleep every night, what if I said that this was my last poem, what if...

Greatest Accomplishment Of All

[Part 1]

My first great accomplishment was opening my eyes...

There once was a boy from New Jersey
Whose life was turned topsy-turvy
He departed one hour...

I got revenge but it was a hollow victory.
Instead of getting pleasure, it horrified me.
Last...

You come into my house and try to cram political correctness down my throat.
I'm sick and tired of...

A "broken heart " has immidiate entry to "Heaven"
A "Heart Breaker " has immidiate entry to...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

Walking down one foot leading the other
waving to the crowd of my own fears
missing my father...

I lay here today a soldier
I know some don't understand
I will try to explain
So maybe...

I look over the fields
At Arlington where they lay
Their pearly white crosses
Stand...

My mom diagnosed with cancer, needed operation that doctors said 90% chance she would not survive...

Wandering back through the years
Holding back grateful tears
Thinking of my Mother

...

Are we running in circles?
Sometimes I cant even tell.
Cause im such a destruction to myself...

There are days you'll look up at the stars,
feeling lost somewhere in the night.
Telling...

am like the jellyfish
soft
fragile
fast
with no brains
but deadly...