Limerick

Some girls like heels in pretty
Pink,
crop tops and fancy things,
hair done every...

*BTW this is pretty much a rant and it kinda just changes throughout

Is it weird that I wish she...

I fight injustice in the West and help people who are in danger.
When my brother was murdered, I...

It comes at night
ransacking the town
flames of unquenchable taste;
for blood filled...

Cold air encourages me to keep on moving
the sharp sting of the fresh morning weirdly soothing...

I see your sappy smile,
Yet I know there's sadness .
I hear your laughter,
Yet you're...

Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me...

Sit back look back at knack ,knick kick the drive in to over strike to find why wave lengths arent very...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

Thought
I had this thought
Which i never ever fought
Since i was really caught
...

It is quite a situation
With a sole authorization
Basing on the creation
What I fail...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

As each day passes my heart aches a little more,
missing the face I've come to adore.
I miss...

Mom hated Millipedes, she didn't like them at all.
Whenever she saw one, it made her skin crawl....

You told me to write a poem

Sometimes I don’t think
The grass is greener on which side...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

Many were born to become
some work and walk into it
some were brought into it by others...