Limerick

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

As each day passes my heart aches a little more,
this depression is make my heart and body sore....

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

struggling & striving, still here surving, real eyes are realizing, whats goin on as time is flying,...

I put my pen to paper
an let the ink flow
another script with flavour
that descends...

Crippling, debilitating
All-encompassing
Why must I have this dreadful disease?
Every...

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

She was 79 years old when she passed away.
She was my aunt and her name was Ina Mae.
When a...

When I met a woman, I didn't know she's married or that she's a slut.
Her husband caught us and he...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....

New house, new start
But what if I don’t want to move?
I have nothing that I have to prove...

I'm from another galaxy and I'm visiting your planet.
After what I've seen, I feel sick, I simply...

If you're looking for a UNIQUE getaway, now don't laugh

In Nairobi, Kenya, there's a hotel where...

There once was a sleuth from Belgium
There were murders wherever he'd go
So don't get his...

I went to a carribean takeaway

ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.

through...

You were my mother and I have something very important to say.
I love you and I lost an important...

Shades of gloom
growing like flowers in bloom
but with more of a dark and forbidding feel...