Limerick

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I crave..

I crave attention and affection and yet you force me to starve
Not giving me what I need as my self-...

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I Shall Hold No Fear

I Shall Hold No Fear

God decides if we're immortalized, when ones physical form dies, id prefer not to fall but rise, its either...

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By A Nose

By A Nose

It can't be fooled, your old nose knows
If it smells like a rat it sure ain't no crow
So...

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Mind Of A Free Thinker!

Mind Of A Free Thinker!

The day i was pushed out my mothers womb
i screamed down the room then it was blossom & bloom...

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Miss Anne Baker...

Miss Anne Baker...

**such fun I had with this??**
I know a lady called miss Anne Baker she was an incredible cake maker...

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She Looks Like The Colonel

She Looks Like The Colonel

I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is what they have internal.
But she...

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The Duke Farm

The Duke Farm

When the Duke boys tried to jump over my house, they crashed through the middle.
The damn General...

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The Expired Burglar

When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an...

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My Teenage Son Isn't...

I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't...

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Shedding Some Light!

Shedding Some Light!

Poetry is about connecting
reach an touch the soul cos thats what there expecting

sometimes...

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Just Here To Express Myself!

Just Here To Express Myself!

Im not here to attention seek
just here to mention words i speak

writin for the site to have...

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No Longer Walkng in the Dark

 No Longer Walkng in the Dark

The earths thunder breaks, in the shudder of blinded scars, of a wounded sky
The mountaintops...

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George Jefferson Got His...

When all was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George...

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Jacqueline Hill

Jacqueline Hill

It was a sad day in 1993 when you went to be with your maker.
You starred with William Hartnell and...

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Randy Uncle Dunc

Randy Uncle Dunc

I've gotta friend called Duncan, he is my bestest chum, he likes to trawl the internet for pics of tits and...

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From Russia With Love

From Russia With Love

Thirteen down and one to go
The “Traitor True” has got to know
That his dearest friend...

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Forgive and Let it go

Forever is a concept that only exists in my dreams
Nothing lasts forever because nothing is at it...