Limerick

If my pen runs out ill replace it
if a dream comes true ill chase it

If my physical...

"Oh starry night
full of stars
where wishes are made
dreams come true
like...

Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a...

Valentine kisses to all you ladies out there
Oh you guys, a slap on the back, kisses cause stares...

My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch a...

I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent.
I mowed his yard and cleaned his...

You died twenty years ago today.
On February 7, 1998, you passed away.
You were born in 1910...

fallen heroes
they're all the same
in flag-draped coffins
on aeroplanes
coming...

I' had my head down,
hundreds of men's pants,
banging them out,
as if in a trance,...

I Stand So Close, Yet So Far Away
Written and published by:Dameon Farris
Classmates/Co-...

Debbie, Debbie sherbet face,
What do you think you're doing?
Your teeth are mainly falling...

We should thank God for each day we have to live.
We should thank him for every day that he gives....

You never once listened to me
This is not how things were
Supposed to be
You promised...

Closing my eyes to the pain,
Locking it up as with chains,
Not facing my wounds within,...

I'm totally innocent as you surely can see
My image doth illustrate the purity of me
Very...

To my utter amazement, a “new” friend I did find
Soon realized she's been right here the whole damn...

Why have we got to put ourselves down?
You know there's plenty of people that would run us down to...