Limerick

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Santa Is Tired Of Burning...

Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what...

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FireFly

FireFly

Dancing Through Time
The firefly lights the way
Leading through the dark
Creating that...

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Damn Christmas Bills

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen...

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Merry go round

Merry go round

Before I learnt of poetry
I'd write if I felt strongly
Just to put my thoughts on paper...

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DESPAIR

DESPAIR

Disaster of despair,
A place where no one cares,
Where screams are never heard,
And...

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Let me Kill

Let me Kill

Give me a knife
Let me stab the air's silence
He was an accomplice
The night truth was...

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Last Goodbye

Last Goodbye

My last poem
To this site.
Thank you kindly,
It's been nice.

Sad to go,...

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Naught or Nice!

Naught or Nice!

Fat man stuck in our chimney
No matter Santa's now nimbly
Ho ho ho
Whoa whoa whoa...

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Breeding Like Rabbits

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

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Ubiquitous

Our universe is ubiquitous
Because it is a product of our conscious mind,
Many people have...

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SHAZAM!

SHAZAM!

Jim Nabors always said "Shazam", that was his catchphrase.

Because of...

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Merry Christmas, Mom - Part...

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas

Six Christmases ago, you were still alive.

The Christmas of 2012 was your last...

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Sunshine

A light without heat,
In a deserted street,
The sunshine it beams,
In darkness without...

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Hatred

Hatred is optional, A choice not a fact,
If you're hit with hatred, rise above and don't fight back...

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Two-Faced

Two-Faced

I thought I knew you,
Who I've known for so long,
Yet there was a secret,
Something...

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Soul Vs. Spirit

Soul Vs. Spirit

Oh my soul rejoice,
For victory is near,
With freedom for the captive,
A day we all...

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Black Friday

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...