Liquorice Cat

Liquorice cat                                                 
Get your eyes off my sweets!
It’s not my fault
You’ve eaten all of your treats
You’ve had 1 donut
And 2 chocolate bars
3 milkshakes
Whilst we were in the car
Not to mention 4 cakes
On your lunch-break
You think I didn’t notice?
There’s still cream on your face!
Liquorice Cat
You’re so very greedy
5 gummy bears
Though I think it’s 6 really
7 jammy dodgers
How big is your belly?
You got through 8 ice-cream cones
Just watching the telly!
I had 9 blueberry muffins and now I’m down to 1
I wonder where on earth they could’ve gone
You don’t need to tell me
I found the crumbs in your bed
You must be full to the brim!
From your feet to your head
10 buttercream cupcakes!
You can’t sit on my lap
You’re far too heavy
Liquorice Cat