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" MINGE...TWINGE !" X

" MINGE...TWINGE !" X

" YOU GIVE ME A REAL MINGE TWINGE !
& ALL YOU DO IS BLOODY WHINGE ?
I DONT GET NEARLY ENOUGH, YOU STINGE !
IT SPOILS MY MEMORY OF YOU, JUST A TINGE
SURELY YOU,D RATHER HAVE MINGE, THAN WHINGE 
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, WHEN YOU COULD BINGE
& FEAST ON ME MORE, THAN JUST A TINGE ?
IT,S MUCH MORE FUN, THAN HEARING YOU WHINGE 
& I WILL HAVE A VERY HAPPY TWINGING MINGE 
& YOU WILL NOT LONGER BE A  STINGE!?
COS BEING WITHOUT YOU , MAKES ME CRINGE 
& JUST THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU 
GIVES MY MINGE A LOVELY TWINGE !"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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