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Pancake Day Aftermath

author
Russell Hacker

I'm now full of pancakes
And feeling a little sick
Been dosed up on sugar
Feel as heavy as a brick

I'm finding it hard to move
It's like an anaesthetic
It really is a tough day
To be a diabetic

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Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Verse
Topic: 
Humour
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