Parody

Most of the following
words (fictitious) quit
tuss cent shill, knit
head, (non adult...

Mr Lecter's Pies are the most tastiest in the land,
Customers travelling miles to eat one out of...

I hate mediocrity I hate the way it sits
I hate the way my heart beats I hate when it skips...

Guten tag to you mein herr,
I hope you're feeling well.
And dankeschon for the cash,
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Hey guys buy my new poetry book. It is called sour cream and vinegar and you can look it up by my pen name...

they came
like a mob
in response
to ink
written
on Instagram

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02/03/2021

Battles through the ages

Instead of the ear splintering,...

Social distancing signs everywhere we look,
Joe Public health and safety by the book.
In...

That diamond
that's made
That diamond
That's gone
Rough and rugged edged...

A bottle of red, a bottle of white,
Any colour makes my day.
And when they're polished off...

I'm a crook, I'm a liar and a total cheat,
The worst on ebay you could ever meet.
I deviously...

The flavoursome Chinese takeaway,
Is such a greasy laden treat.
So varied on what is offered...

Whiter than white,
Purer than snow.
A virginal saint,
You'd like to know.

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my gran'ma and your gran'ma
sitting by the fire
my gran'ma said to your gran'ma
u...

do u remember'ah
how it
all begaaaan
was it
diseaseeeed bats from Wuhaaan....

she baalll out

" jheeeze

the way you hold me down
me can't unbend me knees

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