Parody

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Three Twos and Ones(12-21-21)

One two three of them
Two in the same sequence
One not alone
But twos and ones
...

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Quirky suave Unitarian

After most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous...

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Duality

Seeing both ways

Duality

Life is the only part of dreaming that comes true
Be in the same room with yourself know this never...

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Idol hands

Idol words

Idol hands

Do my words belong to me
Have I at times spoke to soon
Do I speak my personality to my...

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Lingering

Shadows of the past still hunts the present
With the fear of a bright future
The feeling felt...

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Aunt Bee and The Bed Jacket

This poem puts a different spin on the Andy Griffith Show...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

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Scooby-Doo's Death

This poem is a parody of the "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!...

Scooby-Doo's Death

Fred wouldn't give Scooby-Doo a Scooby snack and Scooby sank his teeth into Fred's balls.
That made...

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Coprolalia.

Coprolalia.

Coprolalia.

A snow covered Christmas,
Best wishes on your birthday.
An ear that...

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I will survive take off.

At birth I was smacked to make make me cry.

Thinking how I was going to live with my new outsides...

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Reflection

Mirror mirror

Reflection

How deep is vanity
Does it seem minds eye deep where the eyes meet
Does it sound where the...

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I can’t stand teenagers

I can’t stand teenagers

I can’t stand a person
Who lives using neither their brain or heart

I can’t stand a person...

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The croakless frog

Children's Poem

The croakless frog

There once was a frog
Whose voice box was broke
No ribbit came out, when he tried to croak...

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Midnight Fox

Children's Poem

Midnight Fox

Midnight fox
Where are you off?
All dressed up
Orange coat
White socks

...

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Liquorice Cat

Children's Poem

Liquorice Cat

Liquorice cat
Get your eyes off my sweets!
It’s not my fault
You’ve eaten all of your...

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Holographic alley

Backside vision

Holographic alley

Blue grassed surfing winds of superstitions articulation written in winds revisions
Blue skies...

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Invisible Visible Dealers

Invisible Visible Dealers

My auntie calls the residents of the northern suburbs "riff raff"

Says they are all on crack and...