Peepers

Next Monday I get my peepers checked
Certainly couldn't be better timing
Bumping into walls, wearing Cathie's sciveys
For my 20-20 vision I'm pining

Fed our pet budgie a big bowl of dog food
Fed our dog Rover some bird seed
Rover tried to fly off the top of his doghouse
While our budgie lifted her leg to pee

Hope I don't do myself some bodily harm
While hoisting my bum on the sink
Thinking they're making toilets a lot higher
A peeper check is overdue, methinks

By mistake I donned one of Cathie's gowns
Felt so silky and sexy and girlie
But Cathie caught me posing in front of the mirror
Thought I was starting to act kinda squirrely

A real dilemma most unusual to encounter
During my very short stay here on earth
What it boils down to is extremely bad eyesight
But it causes much laughter and mirth