Perks At Highland Manor

I, (and the missus)
pleased as punch residing
at this Schwenksville, Pennsylvania locale,
(since july first tooth house

sand eighteen), marks one year
and better with (on site
service) wash and wear,
but most irrefutable attraction

comprises rental assistance,
when upon the merry month of May
first, the dollar figure outlay
to occupy a single bedroom

(at this low cost
housing facility) didst veer
dramatically downward
from an initial charge,

sans five hundred, and seventy two unswear
able legal tenderloin monies,
per twelfth of Gregorian Calendar,
when aye didst tear

away the page signaling June,
thine checking account reduced sheer
lee no misprint (to win unbelievably
rosy, piddly, and giddy)

one hundred and seventy
seven buck a roos,
yet lesser benefits appended, asper
this bucolic, diatonic,

and harmonic rear
opportunity to espy
white tailed non queer
yule less doe ting mama

belonging to Cervidae family app pear
ring to take shelter in a narrow
(sunset) strip somewhat near
enough from mine

inside perch oblivious
to this mad capped (Alfred E. Neuman),
who whiz stumping for elections midyear
essentially to reinstate

"FAKE" King Crimson Lear
on the throne,
who strongly objects to killdeer
for eats or sport,

and silences those hood jeer
his reverence toward gentle creatures
including near extinct albino blushing zebra,
hooves warp and weave interlinear

within said (postage size
token) plot here ~ 1+ hectare
secluded upon a tract
off the beaten commercial

domain and glare
with suburban sprawl,
a hop, skip and jump fair
lee quickly disappearing

"in the name of progress"
though vanishing wild
life eyes find endear
ring, though thine psyche

wracked with despair
no matter ample (spacious
free) parking, a clear
bonus as well un

limited water usage
and to top off the list donated
up for grabs non-sellable (stales) breads,
cakes, fruits, vegetables
about twice a week doth appear.