Pokémon Go

Last night I see some girls crying
So I went over and try to be a gentleman
And when I ask them why they crying...
They tell me its Pokémon

So I tell them not to worry
Just tell me what is wrong
They said their boyfriends neglecting them
And only trying to catch Pokémon

So I tell them to stop crying
And I drive them around in my Benz
We went for ice cream and cruising
And we all become good friends

Drew is hook on Pokémon
And Dave trying to catch a tentacruel
Pro loader Kevin also playing Pokémon
DH Alex and Mike hunting pikachu as well

Joe said that he's not playing
But he downloads the apps and playing secretly
So while them running behind Golduck
Me and tom keeping the ladies company

yesterday Dave went to south beach
and following some guys trying to catch Clefable
today his girlfriend is mad with him
because she made dinner and was waiting on the table

everywhere that I go now
I see a lot of girl standing all alone
While their boyfriends were running around
Trying to catch Pokémon on their phone

So I started to pay more attention
To really see what was going on
girls breaking off a lot of a relationships
Because all the men are hook on Pokémon

A man leaves his girlfriend home sleeping
walking all over with his phone in his hand
instead of being home loving his pretty woman
he looking for Flareon down in port Richmond

So while everyone going crazy over Pokémon
lots of relationships coming to an end
but this is a great opportunity for me
to take away one of their nice girlfriend

This Pokémon craze is like an epidemic
A man gets out his car on the high way
Saying how he saw Pikachu
and he cause a big accident on Saturday

A woman can't find her husband
she doesn’t know where he gone
then she sees him on the news on TV
he’s catching Electabuzz on the white House lawn

So I call President Obama
To ask his advice on what to do
His press Secretary says call back tomorrow
Right now the President catching Pikachu

Next day when I talk to Obama he said " kaz
I’m on the phone with Russian President Putin
He coming to America tomorrow
and we going around the white house Pokémon hunting

Yes, this Pokémon is an epidemic
and it Is spreading all over
When I call Donald trump he said " I blame hillary
But I will build a wall and ban them from America

So while men going out looking for Pokémon
They leaving the lonely women behind
and I already make four dates for next week
And one for the movies tomorrow at nine

So I stop complaining about Pokémon
And start celebrating this everywhere
I even encouraging them to go searching
Saying " look one going over there"

And while they running allover
Me and tom keeping the ladies company
So this Pokémon craze
Is working out just fine for me