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President THE Donald

President THE Donald

The Donald Limerick
 
Trump is a man from New York City.
He won the Presidency despite hands being bitty.
On his head lives a fox,
I bought his  hairpiece stock,
Donald is not pretty or witty.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
President Trump Limerick
 
Candidate Trump promised health care for all.
Twenty-four million cut loose for a  fall,
Leaves Paris Treaty,
Climate change dirty,
Trump discourages illegals with a higher Wall.
 
 
 

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Larry Ran

Hi James,

I loved these two limericks on "The Moron Trump".  I have written one in their response.

These limericks you wrote about "Trumpster"
Remind me of "Herman The Munster"
A brainless oaf
Who does nothing but loaf
And at night he sleeps in a dumpster

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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James Curtis Geist

lol...funny.   Herman the Monster.   TV is so powerful.....a  tv show elected a con man.   I really don't think he thought he was going to win - just a con move to get more people to watch the show so he could make more $$$ for the souless bank account.

Thanks for the limeric Larry.  JCG

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Larry Ran

Hi JCG,

So true, who in the hell would ever have thought that this abomination of a Human Being, could have ever gotten elected as our President.  Have you heard this latest news flash?  

                                                A woman who once dated him
                                                   Said this of Donald Trump
                                      His penis was the same size as his peewee brain  
                                                     T'was just a little stump  

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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