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Romeii and Julie

Romeii and Julie

He was named Romeii because he was conceived on a honeymoon in Rome,
Julie was called so as her parents liked the name,
they met in a nightclub in Cardiff 
and one day decided to visit Stratford Upon Avon in the Cotswolds, 
first of all they watched a play;
in the swan theatre; next to the river,
then Julie was hungry and wanted food,
they found a restaurant called Shakespeare's quill and entered,
Romeii said he'd pay for the meal,
Julie ordered the second most expensive dish in the menu,
and when the bill came,
Romeii owed what Julie eat.

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