Satirical

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Nice Bloody Weather

Nice Bloody Weather

Ears! Ears! Cover your ears!
All that racket’s gonna shave off years!
Help! Help! A scream...

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Plastic Teen Girl Dream

Plastic Teen Girl Dream

Fluffy! Shiny! Teensy-tiny!
Strip me, dress me, sell me, buy me!
Puffy! Cutesy! Dearest diary...

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Joe Biden Isn't...

Joe Biden Isn't Progressive.

Who caused the war's conditions?
Joe did, Joe did! Who made millions
In Ukraine? Old Joe and...

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Example

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Example

Mosquitos destroy the blood!
Lion will only nibble,
Leak; overflows with flood!
...

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Unoccupied

Unoccupied

Used to exit from that bedsit
Prepare a slap to wake from nap
Just one more breath before...

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Musings About Twitter

Angry Twits On Twitter

Musings About Twitter

No subtle thought-dreams:
well expressed and well argued;
just half-baked concepts,
...

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Festering

Festering

Courageous dinosaur!
Hear vibrating roar?
Cedars of Lebanon,
Any to tread upon?...

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I can't find the words

I can't find the words

I can't find the words

My heart ache and stomach churns,

I wish to speak but my...

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I'm beginning to hate...

I'm beginning to hate my job

I'm tired of this job and of people who don't want to commit.
I used to give myself a hundred...

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Little devil dressed in black

Little devil dressed in black

A coat as black as it can be
Green eyes and delicate walk
all that to go tumble my trash...

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One liner .

Instead of pushing the nurse button , they pushed the nuke button. ..bugger .

Dam and Doe ....

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Bovine Bob: ( The...

Bovine Bob: ( The Conspiracy Theorist)

O bovine Bob from Barnsley spouts out
His wild, asinine conspiracy
Theories on YouTube. There...

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I guess it's time to...

What if I told you that everything you think is correct.

Your thoughts make it so .
Be it...

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Equal Heavens

Arising soul

Equal Heavens

With my soul I am arising to the high heaven, so when my time comes and my life as a snake comes to an end...

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Elvis Presley And His Love...

Gluttony

Elvis Presley And His Love Of Junk Food

Elvis Presley had
a passion for pizzas and
burgers and large fries,
and peanut butter...

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An Artist's Tools

An Artist's Tools

Fred Astaire once claimed
that he broke a lot of canes.
Poets have been known
to break...

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Out Of Sync, But Still Sane...

Modern Systems Of Communication

Out Of Sync, But Still Sane, Just About

I might be out of sync with current times,
But I thought questions presupposed replies?
On...