Satirical

Hello to your halo it's way cool
(strikingly beautiful as you are)
cooler than Pinocchio or...

This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though...

especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy...

She yelled get out
I hate you
don’t ever come
near me again ..
But then...

I rest my case
on a house of cards
(that)
hit the nail on the head
(of) the...

Ears! Ears! Cover your ears!
All that racket’s gonna shave off years!
Help! Help! A scream...

Fluffy! Shiny! Teensy-tiny!
Strip me, dress me, sell me, buy me!
Puffy! Cutesy! Dearest diary...

Who caused the war's conditions?
Joe did, Joe did! Who made millions
In Ukraine? Old Joe and...

Mosquitos destroy the blood!
Lion will only nibble,
Leak; overflows with flood!
...

Used to exit from that bedsit
Prepare a slap to wake from nap
Just one more breath before...

No subtle thought-dreams:
well expressed and well argued;
just half-baked concepts,
...

Courageous dinosaur!
Hear vibrating roar?
Cedars of Lebanon,
Any to tread upon?...

I can't find the words

My heart ache and stomach churns,

I wish to speak but my...

I'm tired of this job and of people who don't want to commit.
I used to give myself a hundred...

A coat as black as it can be
Green eyes and delicate walk
all that to go tumble my trash...

Instead of pushing the nurse button , they pushed the nuke button. ..bugger .

Dam and Doe ....

O bovine Bob from Barnsley spouts out
His wild, asinine conspiracy
Theories on YouTube. There...