Satirical

O bovine Bob from Barnsley spouts out
His wild, asinine conspiracy
Theories on YouTube. There...

What if I told you that everything you think is correct.

Your thoughts make it so .
Be it...

With my soul I am arising to the high heaven, so when my time comes and my life as a snake comes to an end...

Elvis Presley had
a passion for pizzas and
burgers and large fries,
and peanut butter...

Fred Astaire once claimed
that he broke a lot of canes.
Poets have been known
to break...

I might be out of sync with current times,
But I thought questions presupposed replies?
On...

Greta Thunberg reminds me of one those dolls
Children used to play with. They'd pull a string...

On Linkedin, posting platitudes is commonplace,
Like the one in the picture. O they really grate...

Little precious moments away from suffering,
My mind though now; looped in buffering.
My...

O Las Vegas is a miracle land!
It's in many ways an adult's playground:
Of bright neon lights...

Life happens
Memories are lost
what's the cost
My dealings
Fate of reputation...

The warmth of your hand held in mine
The scent of rose pedals fallen gracefully from the vine...

Purring nonsense on the neighbours´ porch
Like the holiest cats on Earth
Oh your divineness,...

The morning sun greets a different day
Birds sing their chorus as their daily chore,
The damp...

Messiah
Monologue
I walk around like Jesus. They even call me Jesus. I think i'm Jesus....

Don't ask don't get, do ask don't get.

What kind of sick punishment is that crippling system....

Sully, sully, and be sullied
Is it for the filth or thrill?
Sullied by a dollar bill
...