Satirical

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The Badlands

The Badlands

Go West young man
And bring your pan
To shuffle for gold
Or lands all green and bold...

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The Midnight 'Bride'

The Midnight 'Bride'

Official now, we hear, at last
Prince Harry has been taken,
By Megan fair, we know will care...

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Through a glass

Looking mercilessly as you all ponder
Never aware that you are the owner
Of your life and...

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Luv txt ❤️

Sum 1 1ns sed ,al u need iz luv
But u b d JUJ ov dat
Do u no wot luv iz
Or evn ware...

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No fanfare for this common man

No fanfare for this common man

zealotry yawping within un
pretentious sporty, quirky,
oddly, manly, kooky, impisly, gummy,...

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Hate Love

They say me and my girl have a love hate relationship,
but I don't love hate.
What they don't...

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Jamaica Emancipation and...

Emancipation

emancipation,
an emancipated nation
emancipation
freed...

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White Guns

Dear American cops,

I'm going give you a white gun
because all the guns you have are black...

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Nationality

They traveled West hundreds of years ago,
Finding new places and giving Eastern names, you know,...

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Doctors appointment

You play with the pen doodling
Headlines shout whose canoodling
The phone glued to your left...

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A Permanent Suggestion

A Permanent Suggestion

Thinking of a world where no one exists.
Nothing to believe in and nothing to kiss.

I think...

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The Cycle Continues

The Cycle Continues

We are fed the idea
That we know more,
Believe it all too well
Until we know all...

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Missing a Link

Missing a Link

I really do think
I am missing a link.
That instinct of self-preservation
Seems to...

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Trump Our Great...

Trump Our Great Compassionate Leader

Trump Our Great Compassionate Leader

Quote the Donald Trump
Our Great compassionate Leader...

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Love...virtually

Love...virtually

An age of swiping right
For people don't go out at night
Anonymously "liked"
To...

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The Captain of Captivation

I've got a habitual habit

Of inhabiting destructive habitat

An unpredictive predator...

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Sight the Sound (Ode to the...

Sight the Sound (Ode to the Drowner)

Do you remember me?
Walking down the street, you said “no dear, we aren’t free.”
But suppose...