Satirical

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Cinerella

It took so long for me to see

the evil plans you had for me

said cinderella to the three...

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THE ORIGINAL LOVER BOY

THE ORIGINAL LOVER BOY

Lady don't think twice
You are sweet like sugar and spice
And you are so satisfying
...

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Hominem Haiku

Hominem Haiku

variation on a Wagnerian theme
{ as man & artist }

advances to art
dissonant...

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" Under The Tent With...

" Under The Tent With Fools "

we cannot breathe less

under the tent with fools...

we must plumb the depths

of our...

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Speck Of Joy

Speck Of Joy

it's like a drum that has no voice
that drums... a platonic yes
that has no wisdom
to...

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The Whirling

The Whirling

And the winds will whirl
in a twirl
I get stuck
and the debris
believe me...

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Blind Bigot

No, no, no, no, no, that’s not what I want

How do people disagree with me they’re all so wrong...

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Narcissist Protesting

Today’s the day we stand up and March for women’s rights

For something truly terrible has happened...

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Toxic Identity Politics

Toxic identity politics has lead down this path

The social justice warrior has got us where we are...

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MY SILENCE HAS ALL THE...

 MY SILENCE HAS ALL THE BEST LINES

the crude graffito bites
and my mind's eye ;
to bonsai the Venus trap -
becomes the...

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Homonym Haiku

Homonym Haiku

variation on a Shakespearean theme

raining makes one mad
for suns like daughters...

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Doorstep man

Doorstep man

Blimey mate 'ave a heart, I 'aven't got a bean!

'onest, I ain't try'n a dodge me payment wiv' some...

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Kiss My Assonance!

Kiss My Assonance!

lines written on reading Stephen Fry’s The Ode Less Travelled

If assonance is asinine
And...

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The grandiosity dilemma

The grandiosity dilemma

Odyssey this life had been.

Full of rejections, negligence , and triumph

None of the phases...

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bad craziness rising

BAD CRAZINESS RISING

Walking into that bar

That nefarious den of iniquity and evilness...

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the eye in the sky

THE EYE IN THE SKY

The eye in the sky

Knows all, sees all

Hears all, understands...

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God's Confession

GOD'S CONFESSION

I was sitting along

In a god forsaken bar

Somewhere on the lunatic...