Shakespeare

For some unknown reason

I'm attracted to the ladies of the species

perhaps it's their intellect

or perhaps something more visual

such as two bumps in the front

and another in back

not particular myself, in fact

I prefer to multi-task on most occasions

not saying I'm a great master at it

in fact when I'm trying to be serious

girlies still tend to squirm and giggle a lot

so I recite Shakespeare

but because of my brilliant stage presence

they clap from their prone position

and mistakenly clap my romantic Romeo

a cultured write, don't you think?