Poem -

Shopping

Shopping

You will see in every shopping mall
Men waiting out side clothing store
Because their wife or girl friend
Goes back in to shop some more

Women will try on every pair of shoes
Before they will find the right one
And when they come outside hours later
They still say they didn’t get none

A man does wants to get out the mall
As soon as he open the door and walks in
And he will just pick up his cloths
You bet your last dollar "it will be fitting

A woman will have to call her friends
Because a blouse is on half price
And have Hannah and Sara coming to the mall
Telling them come fast " the colors are so nice

When a woman come home after a shopping expedition
Her feet and her heels starts burning
But she don’t like anything that she buys
The next day it will all be returning

When it comes to shopping
A woman have super Human powers
She will buy out the whole mall
And be on her feet for hours

shopping women around the world 
Are the same where ever you go
You should see how Amanda smiles
When she shopping in San Fernando

And don’t talk about Suzy
Well now the shopping start 
She will spend whole day in the store
and only leave when it gets dark

And for a woman to buy a post card
She will read it a hundred times
Then walk away and come back
Before they can make up their mind

While a man will pick up a post card
While he buying beers in seven eleven
And when he gives her and she reads it
She's like "Awwwe baby "and thinks he’s from heaven

Some women likes to wear lots of make up
For some it gives them confidence
Then some just like to wear it
To get a lot of compliments

But if that’s what makes our women beautiful
Then we don’t ever want them to stop
So to all you women out there 
We say Go and shop untill you drop

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