SIR BRAVEHEART

I once knew
a cat
That spawned
simplistic 
Poems
From his
Hat

He hid behind a name 
coming from a "Scottish Knight"
because his art was so Lame
It would  even cause POE an anguish Fright

He loved to criticize 
with his pen
his way to symbolize 
A grammar Nazi win
Yet true writers know
He is just hiding
His own artistic 
Inadequacies 
Within

So Dr Seuss 
Go ahead and taint our pages
We know your shit is just a ruse
Designed to cover your dementia stages......
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