SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE!!

Were men sent to us from Mars?
So women could admire their cars?
For some a trophy, their prized possession....
An obsession to take out their aggression...
Their cars to them are mans best friend,
And I've certainly met a few of them...

The Volvo Man was built to last...
Yet always got me there too fast..

The Ferrari Car Man...A connoisseur
Always giving you the 'Grand Tour'...

Mustang man brags of his wang,
Eager to show you which way it hangs...

Slippery is the Cobra Guy,
His act is shy...It's all a lie..

The Mini Cooper...What a blooper!
This guy thinks he's Super Dooper!

Mr Veedub full of hugs..
Thinks he's a beetle...more like a Bug!

Lastly here comes Lambourghini...
Wishes granted...Hes the Genie!

You don't need to beg or plead..

Believe a fast cars' all you need??

Sorry guys no need to speed..

Come too fast...you wont succeed!!