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" STOCKING FILLER,S !?"X

" STOCKING FILLER,S !?"X

" IF..I FOUND 1 OF YOU IN MY XMAS STOCKING ?
BOY O BOY, THIS XMAS... WE WILL BE ROCKING!
BUT. FIRST REMOVE YOUR FESTIVE SOCK
WHICH WILL UNVEIL, YOUR IMPRESSIVE COCK
BEFORE WE CAN ROLL & ITS AS  HARD AS ROCK
DO NOT APPLY, IF YOUR EASILY SHOCKED?
PLAYING GAMES, LIKE PUT YOUR COCK IN !
OR BE MY PLUMBER & REMOVE THE BLOCKING
YOU, WHO IS ALWAYS SO SEXILY SHOCKING 
NO LONGER BOTHERED BY THE CLOCK TICK TOCKING
IF I WAS TO BE LUCKY ENOUGH
TO DISCOVER, A NICE BIT OF RUFF
LURKING IN MY XMAS STOCKING ?
THIS XMAS DAY, THE BED WILL BE ROCKING 
AS YOU BITE ME GENTLY, AT THE TOP OF MY STOCKING 
MAKING ME MOIST, BEFORE YA SLIP YA COCK IN !
SO WHICH ONE OF YOU , WILL I BE SHOCKING ?
WHO WILL BE THE  PLUMBER & DO THE UNBLOCKING?
AS I EAGERLY AWAIT TO OPEN ME STOCKING !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Kimmy Alan

Okay Tracy, you've gone too far this time. Bad enough some us men feel financially inadequate this time of year but to remind us of our short coming as Christmas lovers is just plain cruel.

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Tracy Timothy

HA HA ..IM JUST GREEDY...DONT FEEL INADEQUATE KIMMY, ITS WHAT YA DO WITH IT THAT COUNTS , SO THEY TELL ME X

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