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THE SUGGESTING JESTER !?X

THE SUGGESTING JESTER !?X

THERE,S A CRAZY JESTER INSIDE OF MEĀ 
SHE POSSESS,S ME SO ENTIRELY !
& MAKES ME SO VERY FUNNY
& SO CHILD LIKE, THAT I REQUIRE A DUMMY
IN THE MAKINGS OF MY POETRY
SHE MAKES ME BE HER SECRETARY
GETS MY PEN & FORCES ME !
TO WRITE YET Ā ANOTHER FUNNY DITTY
USUALLY ABOUT COCK OR TITTY?
I TAKE SOMETHING DULL
& SHE MAKES IT PRETTY
OR SHE TAKES SOMETHING NICEĀ 
& I MAKE IT SHITTY
AS LONG AS ITS ALWAYS WITTY
WHILE IĀ SIT & WRITE & JUST LOOK PRETTY
& ALWAYS OVER MY SHOULDER
PUSHING ME FURTHER & MAKING ME BOLDER
IS THE JESTER, SUGGESTING STUFF TO ME
WITH MY TRUSTY WRITING PAD
ALWAYS BALANCED ON MY KNEE X

Tracy Timothy xx
Ā 

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Carey Milton

I just jumped on and found this little piece of TT to make me smile :)

Love ya hon! x

Carey x

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Tracy Timothy

glad ta see ya still devoted to me my darling x & i still make ya smileĀ 

love ya too girl xx

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