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The dicktator

The dicktator

They elected me as their weird dicktatorΒ 
President is my title but I am the greatest hater
Ultimate clown, liar and legislator
The narcissistic asshole who is also a traitor
Of this Country and of my wives
To destroy both i need no knives
All it takes is to speak my words
For all these idiotic people’s herds
Senseless, misconstrued sentencesΒ 
All about my lies, me and my messages
My health is the best but I fall asleep
But you must pay for my golf and my upkeep
I am orange and I hide my shiny head
I fully paid my wife ahead
Now she is stuck with me till I retire
From destroying a country I will set on fire
All these politicians make no sense to me
As all I do is hurt people andΒ  promote me
A grownup baby I want to play
Taking nothing seriously and here I stay
Put in place as I love the feel
Of wasting money and of people kneel
Of feeling important even though
I have no idea and I don’t know
If I hate more Muslims or those who are blackΒ 
But I tell you all, I despise Barak !
I hate foreigners, babies, women and disables
I love fast food, golf, Russian men and fables
Prepare a silver bullet and dig a hole
As without these I will find the loophole
To stay for life into a positionΒ 
Not mine for merit this is my admissionΒ 
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Jack Ellison

OKAY!!! This one is so bang on, I nearly swallowed my dentures!!!!!!!!! Fantastic!!! LOL Love the TITLE too!!! FANTASTIC! Tons of orange hair lovesies, Happy Jack XOXOXOX I'm still chuckling........................

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laura paris

Many thanks
glad you appreciate my funny side!!

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sparrowsong

Hello laura...

Welcome to Cosmo!

You have all the Characteristics of the Elected...

You know just to do an honest and truthful campaign...

You didn't mention Taxes?

Great write!

Look forward to your Debate...

The worst is usually the winner...

Usually...

?

Great write!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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laura paris

? thanks for the comment! Honestly the man gave me far too many topics to cover in only one poem!Β 
I am sure if he stays in place I will have to produce some more as he irritates me too much for me to remain silent!!Β 
Love and hugs

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