" YOU USED TO MAKE ME HAPPY! & NOW YOU JUST MAKE ME SAD? BUT THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS...
" IT,S TOOK THIS LONG TO REALIZE THAT I HAVE BEEN A FOOL!? I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS YOUR...
How will your pay your rent friend, Over here brother, over here And how will you pay for...
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When you are a point in life when something happens twice the first time it hurts second time...
Run to ward off the one screaming at you,
Towards the runt you once screamed at,
Now...
I never have to worry about screwing myself...
THE WORLD DOES IT FOR ME
Pat my cake, pat and stake naked man,
Take me and tape me as fast as you can,
Hold me and...
It is a pity that we as men don' see most problems coming and the safest way to avoid them is as foggy as...
Once upon a time there was a fellow named Carter whose convictions were so you would think him a...
D'ya wanna buy a sawn off mate complete with thirty slugs? Cuz I'm feeling kinda shaky could be I'm...
" I,VE HAD THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF WANKERS GOD EVER PUT ON THIS EARTH! YOU,D THINK THAT MRS...
Take me Lord
Upon this cigarette
I who was born upon this prayer
In fumes and dark...
A new path I'm taking Your dark ashes I'm shaking I'm shedding my skin Not looking back from where...
I can't see my future
I can't see me being in a long term relationship
I can't see myself...
Can Pulse of Gossamer set this World aflame? And Soft motes of Powder power Storm's wrecking lane?...
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Let's meet again when the cow jumps over the moon Let's meet...
Winners are the results of dedicated hard work.
Winners are the core of the confidence revealed....