Tragicomedy

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Seven Year Itch

Why is deep so taboo

The real me

The real you

Embers glowing in the dark

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The Monster in me

The Monster in me

When something annoys me coz i’s not very nice, I try my very best to think it over and analyse it twice...

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RIDICULOUS NICHOLAS

Some people call him absurd and utterly ridiculous
To his mother he is just plain old Nicholas...

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In summer re: I haint...

In summer re: I haint getting undressed!

Hence donning entire wardrobe,
Saint Nick outfit including,
while trumpeting think spring...

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Sid the snake

Sid the snake

Sid the slithering snake spits out his scournful sting to those who dares to greet him, he’s such a...

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Unborn Child 2

Unborn Child 2

The time will come when you
take your first breath
Open your little blue eyes
to a...

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Mirror

Mirror

The man in the mirror stares at me
he follows my every move

The man in the mirror stares at...

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Man Flu

calling in sick

This blasted cough
I ho and heave
Muffle this choking
into my sleeve

I'...

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Our suicidal ducks ??

Our suicidal ducks ??

Anxiously aware of our pet ducks outside as cars pass by my window I shut my eyes and hide.. why after the...

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FADING MEMORY (LOST PAPER...

I must write it down before I forget
Will certainly be important I'm willing to bet
Now...

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Silver thread amongst the...

Silver thread amongst the gold?

As I sit in solitude conjuring memories in my head, I try to recall the precise moment when I first found...

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November first two thousand...

abuzz with Autumnal thrum

November first two thousand nineteen...

Divine myriad biota amidst
heavenly Lily of the valley
(Convallaria majalis),
he didst...

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HARRY MILLER (IMAGINARY...

This little tale is about a man named Harry Miller
An imaginary author who wrote a murder mystery...

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Suddenly frisson aye...

I suddenly feel scared

Suddenly frisson aye describe...,

As told once upon time helloo
from me matt chew
most previous poem ugh goo,
viz freak...

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Most restful sleep since......

Most restful sleep since... being in utero

Courtesy restless leg syndrome
spouse called me expletive rat fink
ousted me out the bed with...

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Lion 'bout grabbing...

Lion 'bout grabbing tiger by tail

Holy mole lee
watch out fowl, balladeer
look out... i.e. donkey kong
primate doth...

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Here They Come

The Priest And The Pagans

Here They Come

Here come the priests
Of the Prince of Peace
With the holy Crucifix

Here they come...