Tragicomedy

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In an awful pickle ?

In an awful pickle ?

Oh my God I am going to miss that train as I try to run but I am heavy laden in the rain
In both my...

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Incomplete metamorphosis to...

Incomplete metamorphosis to manhood

Once upon a time, this obstinate beastie boy
(i.e. yours truly, or none other than me)
fought...

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SCHOOL PRANKS NOW AND THEN

The school pranks of my day were innocent and fun
No names were called and no harm was ever done...

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Mind the gap

When we first met
No problem seemed evident yet
Nothing mattered
A fog of love and...

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The missus discerns a...

The missus discerns a glimmer of empathy within her spouse

Finally after twenty two plus
years of marriage,
a husband (namely yours truly -
...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips and/or lost wager

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...

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Lockdown Blues

Eighty-Four Pins is my first collection of Poetry available now...

Lockdown Blues

We are all in lockdown,
This is for sure,
We are all hiding from a virus,
Of which...

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Unrequited

Unrequited

I knew the second I saw her, I was not enough and as smart as I am, she was quick to pick up.
It all...

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Sloth Divine

The Medusa I Cannot Slay

I hate her fruit...
The messy house
The empty stomach
The unpaid bills
The...

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After The Ecstasy

A tale of toxic relations

The honeymoon is over
Expectations popped like a birthday balloon
Everyone's slightly...

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Tyranny

Highway Decoity

Tyranny

State illegally collecting tax
as highway decoity.

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MOON AND STAR

Both moon and star were shining so bright
Had a little conversation during the night
They...

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Japanese hornets

Japanese hornets

Aluminium cans
Squashed neatly
In the recycling bin

Reminiscent of
...

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Cap of 'Tall Dark Love...

She has so many lovers

Those who know her face
They kiss her into colour
...

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21st Century Nursery Rhymes

21st Century Nursery Rhymes

Woo woo woo
The Han's go "choo!"
The kings and queens don't have a clue
We'll hide...

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The Banking Jerk

Boxes of the pasta pot
are draining empty empty
The tellers are not getting fed;
the...

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Second, third, fourth......

ah... the stuff a dream come true would be made!

Second, third, fourth... stimulus check(s)...

Such would constitute,
the closest phenomena
approximating winning the lottery
cuz...