Oh my God I am going to miss that train as I try to run but I am heavy laden in the rain In both my...
Once upon a time, this obstinate beastie boy (i.e. yours truly, or none other than me) fought...
The school pranks of my day were innocent and fun No names were called and no harm was ever done...
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When we first met No problem seemed evident yet Nothing mattered A fog of love and...
Finally after twenty two plus years of marriage, a husband (namely yours truly - ...
Though flush with good humor pun one mock two yields negligible true cash equivalent value...
We are all in lockdown, This is for sure, We are all hiding from a virus, Of which...
I knew the second I saw her, I was not enough and as smart as I am, she was quick to pick up. It all...
I hate her fruit... The messy house The empty stomach The unpaid bills The...
The honeymoon is over Expectations popped like a birthday balloon Everyone's slightly...
State illegally collecting tax as highway decoity.
Both moon and star were shining so bright Had a little conversation during the night They...
Aluminium cans Squashed neatly In the recycling bin
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She has so many lovers Those who know her face They kiss her into colour ...
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Boxes of the pasta pot are draining empty empty The tellers are not getting fed; the...
Such would constitute, the closest phenomena approximating winning the lottery cuz...