Ultimatum
The only true thing about this poem is that I've been playing video games since 1981.

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They became an important part of my life.
But I got an ultimatum from my ex-wife.
She told me to choose, she said it was either my video games or her.
When it came to making my decision, I wasn't uncertain, I was sure.
I told her that I love my video games and that she could hit the road.
She screamed at the top of her lungs, she was mad enough to explode.
I wanted to play my games and I was tired of supporting her and her deadbeat sister.
She and her alcoholic sibling left and when it comes to my ex-wife, I haven't missed her.
When it came to making my decision, she should've known what I would choose.
I'm free of a criticizing spouse and her sister who doesn't know how to stop drinking booze.
Some say my decision was smart, some say it was stupid and others say it was odd.
But when my ex-wife and her sister packed their bags and left, I knew there is a God.

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