Unstable Alphabet Rhyme

Anti-Angelic and can't correct it
Frantic Atlantic Attention addict
Ageless
Beautiful Babling Ball of Bitchy Brainy brevity
Craving calibrated chaos and carnage
Carrying over into a creative collection of colorful corrosive copulation
Don't deny me my devilish debauchery deplorable adorably demonic
Evolutionary equivalent of Every eloquent entertainer on earth ever
Stop me never
Forget the fradgile female fable
Fuck the feminist label
Fiminin and fantasticly able
Going going gone
Growing from gravel to grace the glorious grasses growing in the gardens of Goddesses
Heavenly hedonistic and hypnotic erotic hypertensive offensive hellion from Hondo
Indecipherable intelligence in inconceivable interdemitional engineering
Jagangs mistress just jumping into Jupiter's juggle of jiggling jesters
Krytons's kaleidoscope cranium kicking kryptonite wielding killers
Laying up with lady-boy lovers with Leela and fry
Licking living lollipop princesses literally leavening them lulling in blissful lethargy
Maybe making men Moody like a hippy I'm groovy my memory maddening making me maybe just a bit murdery
It's all a big blur to me
Not too nice not cold like ice cold like nitrogen
Like Neptune at night time
Occasionally optimistic
Often obviously overly oblivious
To my offensive orientation
Practically Ford Prefects female equivalent
Polished pretty preposterous improbable possible person
Quite frankly it's questionable
Quietly but quickly rationalizing a global rampage to let out my rage
Ranting frequently
And when I get really pissed
My speed, like my existence is rediculous
Like Random the universe just can't keep up with me
I'm riding a rising wave of improbability
Seriously surveying several planetary systems for settlement soon
Someone stop me or this planet might drop me
Seriously some one save me before I surge into sizzling savory bbq of vocabulary
Totally throwing traumatic tantrums
Twisted Twilla retroactively inspired Trillian as in Trisha McMillan and the Twillight Zone thrillin' a trillion before she was born
Not your typical scarer
A tiny tornado of terror
Tipping tiny titted table top dancers
Teasing and tantalizing
Uniting everyone under an umbrella of unanimous understanding
Undoubtedly using uppers unapologetically
Unusually unique I'm one of a kind
Understandably irritable but I'm not unkind
Unorganized and unity
I'm well traveled
I'm the Ultimate Guide to the Galaxy
No one out there like me
Very volatile, violent and vibrant in style
High voltage vaping
Vintage I'm 90s
No vantage point from which to find me
Where did I go? To hold me you better bind me
Tie me down and blind me
A bit glitchy, a little twitchy, walking on water I'm magically witchy
Scared up and stitched
Why would you wish me
As your worst enemy
Wacked out and weird
Wild and feared
Walked through fire and barely got seared
Wonderfully high geared
So sexy even xenophobic straight chicks peered and leered
Longing to clatter my keys like a xylophone
Young at heart yes and a bit smart
Yoda can't follow me
Yettis can't swallow me
Yeah, I'm tiny but got legs for years
Yesterday misses me, left it in tears
I run the universe like Zaphod Beeblebrox
I don't need keys I bust through locks
I'm magic like zeddicus zule Zoorander
I surpass the clock as it slowly tick tocks
I'm done, back to my therapy and electric shocks.