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" WE AINT FOUND SHIT "!?X

" WE AINT FOUND  SHIT "!?X

" WE AINT FOUND  SHIT !
ANYWHERE IN THIS WEIRD ORBIT!
THO, WE FEEL LIKE A RIGHT PAIR OF TITS
I,M IN NEED OF A SHIT
& HE NEEDS A FREAKIN PISS
WE HADNT EVEN CONSIDERED THIS !
WHAT WE,D GIVE FOR A TOILET
I WISH WE HAD THOUGHT OF  IT 
BEFORE OUR SUITS GET FILLED 
WITH OUR PISS N FUCK N SHIT !
THATS ALL YOU,LL FIND IN THIS ORBIT
US 2 USELESS TIT,S USING OUR SUITS
AS OUR OWN  BLOODY TOILETS 
& UP TO OUR BLEEDIN  EARS IN IT !

Tracy Timothy xx

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sparrowsong

Are you in the Desert?

It looks and sounds like the...

DESERT...

Look out for the cactus and cars...

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Curious Onlooker

Hey man I'm sorry but this was just hysterical and the fact that I could picture the hysteria of the situation just makes it funnier, not bad
CO

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Tracy Timothy

HEY CO X STOPPED LAUGHING YET? LOL THANKS FOR YOUR WICKED COMMENTS DUDE!
WE MUST OF HAD THE SAME VISION?

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