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Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

Dear Morty

They got me on some pretty serious stuff Morty
I don't know if I will ever get out of here Morty
The plan was to never get caught Morty
So I don't have a back up plan, at the moment Morty
Tell the family I miss them Morty
Well except Jerry, tell Jerry to fuck off morty
Tell him to stay out of my lab, and to keep his dick beaten hands off my equipment Morty
If you see unity MortyΒ 
Tell her I need help Morty
Tell her to get one of her selves arrested Morty
Listen Morty
I need you to do something real important for me Morty
You gotta stick my extra portal gun way up your ass Morty
And you gotta come and visit me Morty
I also need some fleeb Morty
The fleeb has all the fleeb juice Morty
Don't worry about how I am doing in here Morty
The other inmates heard get schwifty over the radio in thier cells Morty
I'm like a rock star or something Morty
I rickity run shit in here Morty
But I told them I knew a guy Morty
I told them I can get anything Morty
Your the guy Morty
Don't screw this up for me MortyΒ 
Signed wubba lubba dub dub
Rick Sanchez Biaaattccchhh!!
By LukeCoomer Β©
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