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" You..Aint Getting Shit !?"

" You..Aint Getting Shit !?"

" Listen to me...You aint getting shit !
I,ve been keeping my eye on you, Ya git ?
Having ya regular hissy fits !!
You have really got on both my titsΒ 
Not just a little, A bloody huge bit !
In fact, That throat of yours..I could slitΒ 
For being such a Β social mis-fit ?
So , You aint getting fuck all , Ya shitΒ 
& there,s nothing, You can do about it ?
& you will only get more & go withoutΒ 
You useless, Pointless , Bloody lay-about !
If & only if, Or when i see bleeding fit....YA SHIT !"

Tracy Timothy xx
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