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On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

Most of my Lix spittle
+ four anniversaries
since exiting birth canal
as full term...

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Going Out of Business Sale

Going Out of Business Sale

After the Minister of Defense
read the Armageddon edition
from the Book of Mass Destruction...

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POSITIVE THINKING

I RATHER BE POSITIVE THAN NEGATIVE, POSITIVE THINKING,
IS SO MUCH MORE FUN, POSITIVE THINKING,...

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A Whiter Shade Of Me

A Whiter Shade Of Me

'We skipped the light fandango, turning cartwheels
across the floor, I was feeling kind of seasick...

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Roses 🌹 for You

Roses 🌹 for You

I’m gonna clip you a dozen red roses
🌹
I’m gonna grow them myself
I’m gonna give you...

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BY PRAYER AND PETITION

BY PRAYER AND PETITION

WE REACH GOD NO OTHER WAY
BY PRAYER AND PETITION, WE SEEK HIS FACE,
BY PRAYER AND PETIITION...

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Church Today

Church Today

I wound up skipping church today
I had no excuse, but I do have this to say
Praise The Lord...

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Facade

Facade

Facade.
It’s all
facade.
The all
around.
Visual.
Everything...

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Farewell to the Island

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Farewell to the Island

Farewell to the island
Farewell to the beach
Farewell to my dreams
That were once out...

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Bye.

Weather unseasonable.
Living here that’s mentally conceivable.
Not a good part of this planet...

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Poisoned Cold

Poisoned Cold

Poisoned Cold…
an interesting concept
how does one get poisoned
poisoned so badly...

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PROBLEMS WITHIN THE CHURCH

THE PROBLEMS IN OUR CHURCHES ARE TOO MANY TO NUMBER,
NOW IS THE TIME TO AWAKE OUT OF SLUMBER....

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Slopes

Slopes

Are we on the same
page,
I’m not feeling it
hard to deal
with,
hard to...

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Marriage to alarmingly...

Marriage to alarmingly ballooning...

dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons
pop off undersized blouse
which...

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Iconoclasm

If I were a sculptor

Iconoclasm

I couln't give you to anyone else

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Mother Goose

Mother Goose

The goose keep on shitting at hole number 5
but I got to keep picking it up that’s my job
...

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Lebanon

(Acrostic)

Lebanon

Ledge high above , Framed by elegant window
Eyes to the flag she displays
Blue sky...