Angel the chipmunk thought of himself as the greatest secret agent of all time. He and his best friend...
Newtonious J Fluffynoggin is the funniest little weasel throughout the entire Shady Forest. The rest of...
Just outside the Shady Forest lived a little skunk named Bucktooth Charlie, which was short for Charlene....
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Sparrowsong what are you making all of those stars for?
Which reason would you like first?
...
On the...
HUNT!
Where are you going Sparrowsong?
You are looking at the...
Ever since I was a child it has appeared. A black hole somewhere in the room I lie in. I can crawl into the...
Sparrowsong?
YEAH WAY DOWN THERE!
What are doing?
I am in the...
CLOUD...
Chapter 14: Fire!
The tapestry caught fire instantly, and in a few seconds was engulfed in flames....
Chapter 11: A Vague Plan
Ian hurried out of the cottage, trying to keep his mind from processing...
How do I look?
Sparrowsong...
What is that?
I am a fairy...
You have four...
Chapter 7: Arrows In The Hand Of A Warrior
Miranda stood nervously in the open grass outside the...
Chapter 4: Shade Explains
“Do you know a man named Ian Castor?” was his first and startling...
Chapter 1: Miranda Enters
Miranda was a steady-headed, plucky girl of fifteen. She lived in a high...
I Have been on a road...
For a very LONG TIME...
(porta potty where are you?)
Maddy was sitting on the kitchen table. Saliva dripping down the sides of her mouth like some Pavlovian dog...
Her eyes paralyzed me Her beauty saturates beyond skin deep. Her aura drenches me in the eye of her...
There isn't enough marshmallows that I can find...
What Sparrowsong?
I have been requesting...