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" I,M TIRED OF WALKING ON EGG SHELLS !
MAKING ME FEEL AS IF YA SHIT DONT SMELL!
FRIGHTENED TO...

" I GO BY THE NAME OF SEAN THE FAUN !
BORN & RAISED IN THESE FIELDS OF CORN
I,VE BEEN...

"GETTING MY HOT PANTS ON
WAS NOT AN EASY TASK!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF MY ARSE ?
MY...

"I HAVE NOT SEEN MY DOG
FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK !
AFTER ALL THAT I HAVE DONE FOR HIM
...

IT HAS JUST RECENTLY TO ME BEEN SAID
THAT I AM THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD?
THEY WERE...

ALL THAT I AM OR HOPE TO BE !
THE GREATEST LOVE YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN TO ME
I COULD NOT BE ANY...

WE LIVE AMONGST THE BUTTERFLIES!
WE HAVE THE HUGEST AMAZING EYES
EVERY DAY FOR US IS A...

"I,VE PUT A SPELL ON YOU TODAY!
YOU MUST DO AS I SAY !
WITH EVERY WORD YOU MUST OBEY
...

THE DEVILS LURE
A VIRGIN, SO PURE
A NECK SO INVITING
PASSION RISES, AS HE IS BITING...

I,M COVERING MY EARS LIKE A KITTEN
YOU ALWAYS KNEW , THAT I WAS SMITTEN?
WHEN ALL MY MIEOWS...

NEVER PUSH A LOYAL WOMAN TO DESPAIR !
TO THE POINT, WHERE SHE NO LONGER CARES
TO WHERE, SHE...

IF YA PLAN A, GOES WRONG ?
& YOU NEED A PLAN B,
WHEN YOU,VE SHIT INSTEAD OF PEE !
...

WHY MARRY SOMEONE, JUST TO MAKE DO ?
WHEN THE FEELING COMES OVER YOU !
WHEN DEEP DOWN YOU...

" WHY COULDNT YOU JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE ?
ADMIT TO ME THAT YOU SHOULDN,T HAVE LIED !
OPEN...

A woman is like a good tea bag!
Usually the one that waves the white flag!
The one carrying...

I,M KNOWN IN THESE PARTS, SIMPLY AS JINX!
HARD TO PERCEIVE , BUT VERY DISTINCT?
I MAKE ALL...

A STARE FROM THE BLUE !
THEN SHE WILL SPARE YOU
A STARE FROM THE RED
A SLIGHT SHIFT OF...