18+

" IT,S A HAPPY EASTER FROM HIM
& A HAPPY EASTER, FROM ME !
OPEN UP YA EASTER EGGS...

" YOU USED TO MAKE ME HAPPY!
& NOW YOU JUST MAKE ME SAD?
BUT THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS...

" IT,S TOOK THIS LONG TO REALIZE
THAT I HAVE BEEN A FOOL!?
I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS YOUR...

" I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
THAT I HAD SOME REAL FUN ?
THE FUN IN MY LIFE, HAS LEGGED IT...

" I LOVED YOU WITH A FIRE SO RED
BUT YOU REJECTED IT & NOW IT,S DEAD!
I,VE TOOK ALL I CAN...

" I,VE SUFFERED SO, & SEEN SO MUCH !
I,VE TOOK MY NERVOUS FOOT OFF THE CLUTCH
STOPPED...

" JUST ANOTHER SEXY BALD GUY
I LOVE BALD MEN !!, I DONT KNOW WHY?
I AM TRANSFIXED WHEN 1 GOES...

" TAKE ME NOW , MY WARRIOR PRINCE
TO FEEL YOU INSIDE OF ME, EVERY DAMN INCH
THIS IS SO...

" BEING AN ARSE-HOLE IS ALL PART OF MY MANLY ESSENCE!
EVERY WORD OUT MY MOUTH IS ALL JUST PRETENCE...

" THIS IS "IP" & "DIP" & I,M "DOG" - SHIT
WE ARE THE UGLIEST BORN TRIPLETS!
WE DIDNT...

" NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOU TO GET REAL !
LOOK DEEP INSIDE OF YOURSELF
& EXPRESS HOW YOU...

" I LOVE IT WHEN IT IS LOW TIDE !
WHERE THERE,S LIMITED SPACE FOR ME TO HIDE
THERE IS NO-ONE...

" MY PARENTS WANTED ANOTHER " MER "
BUT, INSTEAD THEY GOT A " THOR "
I HAD TO BE ONE OR THE...

IF OUR GAIL TILSLEY WAS A LITTLE DOG ?
THIS WOULD BE THE PICTURE ON HER BLOG!
THE LIKENESS IS...

SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YESTER-YEAR!
WATCHING THE SNOW FLAKES, AS THEY RE-APPEAR
AS INTRICATE...

" I FUCK N LOVE MY BUNNIES !
THEY ARE SO VERY FUNNY
I LAUGH SO MUCH THAT
I FORGET...