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THE NEVER EVER ENDING CYCLE
THAT TAKES,... THE FUCK N MICHAEL!
GIRL MEETS BOY, OH SUCH JOY!...

" IT STARTED WITH A KISS !
I HAVE NEVER FELT SUCH BLISS
A STRONG FEELING , SUCH AS THIS !...

" MINI.. CLAIM THAT ONE SIZE FITS ALL !
NOT IF YOUR A FAT BASTARD!
OR OVER SIX FEET TALL ?...

" SSH ARMPITS ".........
I KNOW YOU ARE HUMMING !
I FORGOT TO APPLY MY ROLL-ON
BEFORE...

SHE IS BR"OK"EN!
HE IS OK !
THERE IS NO MORE
THAT SHE CAN SAY
ALL THAT MATTERS...

" WHO EVER THOUGHT UP 50 SHADES OF GRANNIE ?
YOUNG MEN WHO PREFER OLD & VINTAGE FANNY
...

" MY DEMONS ARE COMING TO GET ME !
OR I,M LOOSING MY BLOODY SANITY?
THEY WILL NOT, JUST LET...

" I,D RATHER LIVE 1 YEAR AS A LION
THAN 10 YEARS AS A MOUSE !
ROAR FROM THE ROOF TOPS
...

" YOU BRING ME SO MUCH PAIN
BUT, ALSO SO MUCH PLEASURE
THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE INSIDE, THAT...

S...SACRIFICIAL
U...UNTIMELY
I....INSANE
C...CRAZY
I...IDIOTIC
D......

I,VE GOT AN URGE TO BITE YOUR LIP
FOR YOU ,TO TAKE ME ON A PLEASURE TRIP
TO KISS YOUR WAY...

" YOU HAVE LEFT A HOLE , THAT WILL NEVER BE FILLED !
DESPITE THE DEPTHS THAT WE HAVE DRILLED
...

" WILL YOU GET THE CURSE?
OF THE 7 YEAR ITCH......... ( OR WORSE )
& WHERE ABOUTS WILL IT...

" THEY TOOK MY GOLDEN EGG
& HUMILIATED ME & MADE ME BEG!
SO I TOOK THEIR CHILDREN...

"AND ON THE 3RD DAY
HE ROSE THE ROOF
& JESUS CHRIST ALIVE
HERE IS THE PROOF!...

" DO I NOT DESERVE THE TRUTH ?
BEFORE I HIT THE BLOODY ROOF !
ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE PROOF...

" MOST OF MY WORK COMES FROM MY HEART!
IT IS USUALLY THE BEST PLACE TO START?
UNLESS I,M...