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" IT,S TOO LATE TO SAY YOUR SORRY
I,VE ALREADY SPAT IN YOUR FOOD !
BECAUSE, YOU PUT ME IN...

" I,M HERE GRANMA, HOPE IM NOT TO LATE ?
I COULDNT GET MY SCOOTER PASSED YA LOCKED GATE !
I...

" DO NOT SUCK YOUR OLD MANS KNOB !
IF YOU,VE GOT BRACES, IN YA GOB ?
UNLESS YOUR A BIT OF A...

" HOPE IS A VERY DANGEROUS THING !
TO BE DANGLED ON A PIECE OF STRING !
HOPING FOR JUST A...

" YOU HAD BETTER SAY WHEN!
DO YOU HEAR ME KEN ?
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL
I AM...

" YOUR LIKE AN EVER CHANGING CHAMELEON!
ALWAYS CHANGING YOUR OWN OPINION?
NOT COMFORTABLE IN...

" GOD..BLESS THE SOULS OF KATHMANDU!
I CANNOT IMAGINE, WHAT YOUR GOING THROUGH?
& MOTHER...

" IF , YOU REALLY ARE MY FRIEND ?
YOU NEED TO BE REAL, NOT JUST PRETEND !
& I WILL STICK...

" DAT IS..ESPECIALLY FOR YOU !
A HEART SHAPED LITTLE WEE
WITH LOVE TO YOU,FROM LITTLE OLE ME...

" BRUV, I THINK YOUR ROCKING , THE BALD LOOK TOO!
DO YOU RECKON WE WILL STILL BE BALD WHEN WE ARE 2...

SOMETIMES , LIFE IS SO MUNDANE !
& YOU DONT LIKE THE THOUGHTS THAT OCCUPY YOUR BRAIN
THE...

" WHEN CURIOSITY , KILLS THE CAT!
STONE DEAD ON YOUR DOOR-MAT
WHEN YOU DIDN,T SEE THE HARM IN...

" I,LL SCORE YOU !.....

A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT A SCRAP OF ROMANCE
A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT...

" OFF....IS THE GENERAL DIRECTION IN
WHICH I WISH YOU WOULD FUCK !
LOOKS TO ME MATE
...

" PUT YOUR HOT CHILLI FINGERS UPON MY REAR
& GUIDE ME ONTO YOUR FIRM CARROT UNTIL IT DISAPPEARS...

" MEN DONT GROW UP, THEY JUST GET BIGGER!
SWAP THEIR MATCH BOX CARS, FOR A REAL DIGGER
SWAP...

" TODAY , I FEEL LIKE BEING OBSCENE!
SOME DAYS I DO NOT WANT TO BE QUEEN !
I FEEL TODAY LIKE...