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" THERE IS POWER, IN AN UNANSWERED TEXT!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS SUGGESTING SEX ?
JUST LEAVES...

" WE AINT FOUND SHIT !
ANYWHERE IN THIS WEIRD ORBIT!
THO, WE FEEL LIKE A RIGHT PAIR OF TITS...

" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
THERE IS NO MORE WEED??
WHO THE FUCK , DUG UP MY SEEDS?
I...

" MY NEVER SAY , NEVER
IS TAKING FOR EVER!
SO, BLOW ME DOWN WITH A HUGE FEATHER!
BUT,...

" I CAN NOT BE A PERSON
TO BE PUT AWAY IN A BOX!
I AM THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO SAYS, FUCK...

" ONCE UPON A TIME.......
IS THE INFAMOUS FIRST LINE!
WHETHER IT IS A STORY, OR EVEN A RHYME...

" YOU ACT AS IF YOU ARE A MACHINE !
NO EMOTIONS OR FEELINGS
WHICH COMES ACROSS AS MEAN!...

" I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!
& MY JOB IS TO SCARE
THE FUCK N SHIT OUT OF YOU !?
OR...

" TALK TO MY ELBOW!
AT LEAST , ITS GOT A POINT ?
EVEN IF IT IS, ONLY A JOINT !
TALK TO...

THESE 4 LOVELY LADIES
LOVE MC DONALDS , SO MUCH!
IT IS THEIR BUNS, THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO...

" I,M A LITTLE LOVE SHY BABY!
I WANNA SAY ..YES!
BUT, OUT COMES A MAYBE !
I DO NOT...

" I AM SO GLAD IT IS FRIDAY
OH THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY!
THIS WEEK HAS FUCK N KILLED ME...

" BANG..BANG ! GOES THE KARMA DRUM!
THEY,VE GOT YA AT LAST, YA THIEVING SCUM!
& I CAN NOW...

" I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE BLEACH!
& I PUT IT WELL OUT OF REACH?
& NOW YA ARSE, WONT...

" RELATIONSHIPS ARE ALL ABOUT TIMING !?
& HOW MANY BARRIERS, THAT YOU ARE CLIMBING !
IT,S...

" I AM THE BAD BANANA MAN!
I PULL MY SKIN BACK , WHEN EVER I CAN !
I ALWAYS LIKE TO EXPOSE MY...

" I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS?
I THOUGHT WE MADE THE PERFECT PAIR ?
A LOVE...