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" LADIES PLEASE..CONTAIN YOUR ORGASMS!
MY FUZZY GINGER HAIR, CAUSES WOMEN TO HAVE SPASMS
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" WHEN,S MY LOVE STORY GONNA START?
WHEN IS CUPID GONNA PIERCE MY HEART?
HE,S MISSED SO FAR,...

" WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR.?........VEGETARIANS!
& NOT HAVING PAXO, STUFFED IN YA NEVER REGIONS...

" CALL THE LOVE POLICE !
RAISE THE ALARM
THIS GUY NEEDS SERVING
WITH SOME KIND OF...

" THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HOLD YOUR FARTS IN !
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN FROM WITHIN...

" YOU, ME...BED NOW !
MAKE ME SCREAM OUT...WOW
SHOW ME , YOUR EXPERT KNOW HOW
BEND ME...

" IT,S LIKE TRYING TO FORCE A ROUND PEG IN A SQUARE HOLE
NOT WORTH, ALL THE BLOODY RIGMAROLE!...

" HOW YOU HAVE GOT THE NERVE
TO SAY YOU HAVE NEVER HAD DEFEAT!
WHEN YOU DO DISPLAY, SO LITTLE...

" I CANNOT MAKE YOU LOVE ME, IF YOU DO NOT ?
OR BE THAT GIRL THAT IS SO EASILY FORGOT!
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" SERIOUSLY CUNT THROW ANOTHER ONE!
& YOUR BLOODY DAYS WILL BE DONE
YOU REALLY MUST BE ,...

" YOU ARE THE BOOK THAT I HAVE OPENED
THE PAGES THAT I HAVE TURNED
THE FIRE THAT IS INSIDE OF...

" IF A WHITE FEATHER FALLS GENTLY FROM AN ANGELS WING ?
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE ANGELS SING
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" THERE IS SUCH A BIG ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!
THAT HE MAY SUFFOCATE US ALL VERY SOON!
AS HIS...

" OH MY......... SWEET GOD !
YOU REALLY ARE, A CLEVER SOD !
OH MY... FUCK N SWEET JESUS...

" MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
& YOU HAVE AT LAST BEEN NICKED !!
& NOW THIS TOWN ,...

" I AM THE FATHER TOE, & MY NAME IS PEDRO!
& MY 4 SONS, THAT WILL NEVER GROW?
MY...

" DONT LET YOUR HEART FUCK WITH YOUR MIND !
LET IT CONVINCE YOU , THAT LOVE IS BLIND ?
HOLD...