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" I,M THE KING OF THE BLINGERS
I WEAR THE FINEST GOLD !
IF YOU SEE ME IN THE JUNGLE
IT...

" DARLING, IF I NEED A BLOODY TELESCOPE
THERE AINT WHAT ID CALL, MUCH HOPE!?
I HAVE SEEN,...

" NOT SO MUCH A KILLER CEREAL?
MORE LIKE A SERIAL KILLER
THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK THEY.LL GET...

" THIS OLE PUSSY CAT, HAS PARTIED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
UNTIL THE NIGHT, BECAME DAY LIGHT!
...

" WHEN I AM A GROWN WOMAN
I WONDER, WHAT WILL I BE ?
WHAT THE FUTURE, HAS IN STORE FOR ME ?...

" IT REALLY IS TIME, TO STOP TALKING BOLLOCKS !
INSTEAD OF STUFFING YA TROUBLES, IN YA POCKETS...

" TREAT EM MEAN!
KEEP EM KEEN
& WONDER WHY
IT CAUSES A SCENE?
YA NEVER KNOW...

" IT IS, YOUR DIVINE AUSTRALIAN KISS
THE KISS,......... THAT I STILL MOST MISS !
IT SENDS ME...

" YOU WILL NOT FIND THE ANSWER UP THERE?
HOW EVER MUCH, YOU DO DISPARE!
AMONGST ALL THE SHIT...

" WHY DO SOME MEN , TALK SO MUCH SHIT?
COS, I,M REALLY FUCK N TIRED OF IT !
NOT EVEN...

" TO ALL OF US DAMAGED WOMEN!
WHO IN MEN INFESTED WATERS, HAVE BEEN SWIMMING ?
& WHO OVER...

" WHEN YOUR TO TIGHT FOR A CHUNKY?
& THERE,S NO ROOM IN YA MONKEY?
& NO HOPE OF...

" LADIES , DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOURS?
IN ALL IT,S GLORY & ALL IT,S FLAWS!
BEFORE OR AFTER,...

" IT HAS TO BE A CASE OF MIND OVER MATTER!
I APPARENTLY DONT MIND?
& YOU DONT MATTER!...

" MY LOVE IS JUST FLOATING AWAY
ON A BEAUTIFUL SUMMERS DAY!
DRIFTING GENTLY AWAY, AS I LAY...

" COME ON NOW MY SON!
I WILL COUNT BACK FROM 10
& WHEN I GET TO 1
I WILL GIVE YOU...

" THERE,S NO POINT BRUSHING IT UNDER THE CARPET?
HOPING THAT WE WILL BOTH JUST FORGET?
OR...