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I,M THE GIFT THAT KEEP,S ON GIVING!
I,M THE HORRORS, THAT I KEEP RE-LIVING?
I,M ALL THE SINS...

THERE S SO MANY ARROWS TO MY BOW !
ALL I KNOW IS..I KNOW WHAT I KNOW !
SO MANY DIFFERENT...

FAKE PEOPLE ALWAYS REACH A DEAD-END!
BECAUSE THEIR LIFE, IS ONLY PRETEND?
SO BE CAREFUL WHEN...

XMAS ..IS CUMING.. TIME

TO PUT UP THE TREE!

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

DECORATION FOR ME...

US 3 NUN,S ARE LIKE NO OTHERS ?
WE CERTAINLY AINT VIRGINS?
WE LIKE LOTS OF LOVERS!!
...

" HOW AM I SURPOSED TO FILL THIS RING ?
WITH THIS TINY LITTLE THING !
DADDY YOU,HAVE GOT A...

IF YA KID,S WONT BE QUIET?
& ARE CAUSING QUITE A RIOT!
PEG THE BUGGERS ON THE LINE...

YOU CAN KISS MY ARSE, YOU SILLY SOD !
BECAUSE YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS VERY ODD?
I NEVER THOUGHT...

" HEY THERE, YOU MISERABLE MARE!
WHY IS IT ? YOU DO DESPAIR ?
I,VE GOT NO-ONE TO PLAY WITH...

NEVER SAY NEVER, EVER EVER AGAIN !
NEVER, EVER, NEVER EVER
GOES ROUND & AROUND IN MY...

I,M THE NAUGHTIEST ANGEL, THAT YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF !
MY HALO HAS LONG AGO FELL & HAS FALLEN...

I,M DIGGING UP SOME FRIENDS FOR THIS HALLOWEEN
ALIVE & KICKING , YOU.LL HEAR THEM SCREAM!...

I,M SO BLESSED..I LOVE MY TIT,S ! <3
THEY ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE BITS !
THANK YOU MUM, FOR...

THE BATTERED & BRUISED BANANA SKIN!
WHO WAS LOOSING SIGHT, OF EVER WINNING?
LAYING...

YOU WAS MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL!
I AM GOING COLD TURKEY
& IT IS MAKING ME ILL
I NEED...

WALKING THROUGH THE PAGES OF LIFE!
& ALL THE VOLUMNS OF THE WORLD
THROUGH ALL THE...

OH THANK GOODNESS, WHAT A TREAT!
SHE HAS FINALLY PUT UP HER FEET
WALKING FOR MILES ALL AROUND...