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LUSCIOUS LIPS & A STRAWBERRY DREAM
WANT TO BE TOTALLY SUBMERGED IN YOUR CREAM!
FRESH...

US 3 UN-WISE MEN , HAVE SAT HERE SO LONG !
THAT ALL OUR SKIN HAS LONG GONE
NO LONGER CAN WE...

" COME ON YOU TWO, LETS HAVE SOME FUN !
FIDDLE WITH ME , TWEEDLE DEE & DUMB
& THE...

TWO YEARS ON THE TROT
I HAVE WON 1ST PRIZE!
FOR BEING AN UGLY FUCKER !
THAT AINT NO...

VERBAL ABUSE IS LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE!
THE MANIPULATION & CONTROL IS AN UTTER DISGRACE...

WHEN YA KNOW? YA JUST KNOW!
BECAUSE YOUR BODY TELL.S YA SO
THAT THE GREEN LIGHT, MEANS GO...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE ? SET THEM FREE!
THEN IT,S A CASE OF WAIT & SEE
IF THEY LOVE YOU IN...

WE BOTH HOPE THAT YOU CAN ATTEND OUR WEDDING?
BUT..PLEASE DO NOT BUY US ANY BEDDING!
TOASTER...

EVERY CHILD NEED,S A ZIP!
TO FASTEN TOGETHER
THEIR NON-STOP LIP.S
THERE,S MUCH MORE OF...

SOMETIMES YA CANT SEE THE WOOD FOR THE TREE,S!?
OR IT,S MANY BRANCHES THAT SWAY IN THE BREEZE...

REMOVE THOSE KID GLOVES
IT IS NOT A WEAKNESS?
TO SHOW SOME-ONE YOUR LOVE !
BE THE...

IF...YA HEART IS NOT IN IT ?
IF...YA DONT KNOW WHETHER
TO END IT ? OR BEGIN IT !
DONT...

YOU COULD CALL THIS A SHOT-GUN WEDDING !?
THE ONE I,VE BEEN LONGING FOR, BUT NOW AM DREADING?...

OOH WHY DID I GET MARRIED ?
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A MUG!
& ALL I,VE GOT TO SHOW FOR IT
...

TODAY I WOULD HAVE LOVED
JUST TO BE ABLE TO SAY
DEAR MUM & DAD..WITH LOVE
TO YOU...