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YOUR STRAWBERRY DREAM !?X

YOUR STRAWBERRY DREAM !?X

LUSCIOUS LIPS & A STRAWBERRY DREAM
WANT TO BE TOTALLY SUBMERGED IN YOUR CREAM!
FRESH...

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3 UN-WISE MEN !?X

3 UN-WISE MEN !?X

US 3 UN-WISE MEN , HAVE SAT HERE SO LONG !
THAT ALL OUR SKIN HAS LONG GONE
NO LONGER CAN WE...

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AMOROUS ALICE !?X

AMOROUS ALICE !?X

" COME ON YOU TWO, LETS HAVE SOME FUN !
FIDDLE WITH ME , TWEEDLE DEE & DUMB
& THE...

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TOP DOG !?X

TOP DOG !?X

TWO YEARS ON THE TROT
I HAVE WON 1ST PRIZE!
FOR BEING AN UGLY FUCKER !
THAT AINT NO...

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CONTROL FREAK !?X

CONTROL FREAK !?X

VERBAL ABUSE IS LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE!
THE MANIPULATION & CONTROL IS AN UTTER DISGRACE...

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THE LOVE BUG !?X

THE LOVE BUG !?X

WHEN YA KNOW? YA JUST KNOW!
BECAUSE YOUR BODY TELL.S YA SO
THAT THE GREEN LIGHT, MEANS GO...

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SET THEM FREE !?X

SET THEM FREE !?X

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE ? SET THEM FREE!
THEN IT,S A CASE OF WAIT & SEE
IF THEY LOVE YOU IN...

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FROM..THE BRIDE & GROOM...

FROM..THE BRIDE & GROOM !?X

WE BOTH HOPE THAT YOU CAN ATTEND OUR WEDDING?
BUT..PLEASE DO NOT BUY US ANY BEDDING!
TOASTER...

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ZIP..THEN KIP !?X

ZIP..THEN KIP !?X

EVERY CHILD NEED,S A ZIP!
TO FASTEN TOGETHER
THEIR NON-STOP LIP.S
THERE,S MUCH MORE OF...

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YA CANT SEE THE WOOD !?X

YA CANT SEE THE WOOD !?X

SOMETIMES YA CANT SEE THE WOOD FOR THE TREE,S!?
OR IT,S MANY BRANCHES THAT SWAY IN THE BREEZE...

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KID GLOVES !?X

KID GLOVES !?X

REMOVE THOSE KID GLOVES
IT IS NOT A WEAKNESS?
TO SHOW SOME-ONE YOUR LOVE !
BE THE...

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IF..YA HEARTS NOT IN IT ?! X

IF..YA HEARTS NOT IN IT ?! X

IF...YA HEART IS NOT IN IT ?
IF...YA DONT KNOW WHETHER
TO END IT ? OR BEGIN IT !
DONT...

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SHOT-GUN WEDDING !?X

SHOT-GUN WEDDING !?X

YOU COULD CALL THIS A SHOT-GUN WEDDING !?
THE ONE I,VE BEEN LONGING FOR, BUT NOW AM DREADING?...

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MAINTAIN YOUR DIGNITY !!?X

MAINTAIN YOUR DIGNITY !!?X

OOH WHY DID I GET MARRIED ?
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A MUG!
& ALL I,VE GOT TO SHOW FOR IT
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TO...DAD X

TO...DAD X

TODAY I WOULD HAVE LOVED
JUST TO BE ABLE TO SAY
DEAR MUM & DAD..WITH LOVE
TO YOU...