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YOUR....NO.1 !? X

YOUR....NO.1 !? X

I KNOW I SAID THERE WOULDN,T BE A. 1001!
& THAT MY JOB HERE WAS DONE ?
NOW IT,S 1002,...

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GRANDAD- RECOLLECTIONS OF...

GRANDAD- RECOLLECTIONS OF BOMBARDIER..RALPH TIMOTHY !!! X ( BOOK TITLE)

MY DEAR LATE SPECIAL!.. GRANDAD
HAD A FACE THAT YA JUST WANNA PINCH!
HE WAS HEAVEN SENT TO ME...

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LIE WITH ME- NOT TOO ME !?X

LIE WITH ME- NOT TOO ME !?X

" LIE TO ME !". SHE SAID
" I LOVE YOU !" HE REPLIED
SHE TOOK HIM AT FACE VALUE
BECAUSE...

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A...

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON !?X

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON?
IT IS, JUST MEANT TO BE
NO-ONE KNOWS, WHY IT IS SO?
...

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LOVE..HURTS !?X

LOVE..HURTS !?X

LOVE UNTIL IT KILL.S YOU!
UNTIL IT CUTS RIGHT THROUGH
THERE,S NOTHING BETTER, WORTH DYING FOR...

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THE HAND-BRAKE !?X

THE HAND-BRAKE !?X

MAN MAY HAVE INVENTED THE WHEEL?
BUT, A WOMAN DISCOVERED HOW TO KEEP THEM STILL!
TIRED OF...

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OPEN WIDE !?X

OPEN WIDE !?X

OPEN WIDE
LET,S LOOK INSIDE
WHERE, ALL THE GERMS HIDE
STENCH, DECAY
TOTAL...

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STING IN YA TAIL !?X

STING IN YA TAIL !?X

YOU SURE DO HAVE A STING !
YOUR A TYPICAL SCORPION
NEVER WILL I WEAR YOUR RING
YOU...

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A MARKED MAN !?X

A MARKED MAN !?X

" OH GREAT, HERE COMES MY EX!
LOOKS LIKE..YOU REALLY ARE NEXT?
HERE COMES MARK THE SHARK...

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RESURRECTION !?X

RESURRECTION !?X

I HAVE BEEN SO LONG, BANGING ONE HOME !
THAT WE,VE BOTH TURNED TO BONE!
NOW THAT MY FLESH HAS...

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BARON HEART !?X

BARON HEART !?X

LET,S JUST DRAW A LINE UNDER IT !
IN OTHER WORDS , LET,S JUST QUIT
WERE BOTH BATTLING AGAINST...

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I,M WISHING ON A STAR !?X

I,M WISHING ON A STAR !?X

DO WHAT YOU LOVE
& LOVE WHAT YOU DO!
MAKE ME REAL GLAD
THAT I CHOSE YOU
...

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GA-GA GRANMA

GA-GA GRANMA

GRANMA SAY,S THAT I TAKE
AFTER YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY?
FUCK KNOW,S WHAT SHE MEANT BY THAT?...

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JUST...CURIOUS !?X

JUST...CURIOUS !?X

I WAS JUST SEARCHING THROUGH MARG,S WASHING !
THROUGH HER BRIEF,S & VARIOUS STOCKINGS!
I...

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THE WANTED !?X

THE WANTED !?X

I WOULD SO LOVE, TO BE LOVED BY YOU !
DO THING,S TOGETHER, LIKE COUPLES OFTEN DO!
I,VE GOT SO...

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FOLLOW YOUR HEART !?X

FOLLOW YOUR HEART !?X

I LOVED YOU FOR YOU
& NOT FOR, WHAT YOU VE GOT !
SOMETHING THAT YOU SEEM
TO HAVE...

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STRESSED-DESSERTS !?X

STRESSED-DESSERTS !?X

FOR ALL THOSE DELICIOUS DESSERTS
FOR ALL THE TIME ON THEM
THAT YOU HAVE WORKED ?
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