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LIGHT BULB MOMENT !?X

LIGHT BULB MOMENT !?X

AT LAST A LIGHT HAS FINALLY COME ON !
I REALISE NOW, WHERE I,VE BEEN GOING SO WRONG?
BEEN...

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PUT THE ..E INTO MOTION !?X

PUT THE ..E INTO MOTION !?X

PUT MOTION BACK INTO E-MOTION
THERE,S NO REASON FOR THEM
TO CAUSE A COMMOTION?
STOP...

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JUST.......X

JUST.......X

ENTWINED

IN TIME

A MOMENT

OF WILD

PASSION

SO DIVINE

LUST...

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Poem -

MAY ALL YOUR DREAM,S COME...

MAY ALL YOUR DREAM,S COME TRUE !?X

MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ?
FIND THE PERSON..WHOSE SO RIGHT FOR YOU !
WHO ADORES YOU...

Poem -

LEGS AKIMBO !?X

LEGS AKIMBO !?X

WHEN MY LEGS ARE AKIMBO!
I WRITE LIKE A DIRTY BIMBO!
WHEN THEIR WIDE APART
I CAN WRITE...

Poem -

ON THE WINGS OF A DOVE !?X

ON THE WINGS OF A DOVE !?X

NO MAN HAS EVER TRULY LOVED ME
THE WAY, I WANNA BE LOVED !
NO-ONE,S REALLY ROCKED MY WORLD...

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MAN OF MY DREAMS !?X

MAN OF MY DREAMS !?X

AM I THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY?
OR WAS I NEVER, REALLY THERE?
DID I JUST IMAGINE IT ALL ALONG...

Poem -

AWAY WITH THE FAIRIES !?X

AWAY WITH THE FAIRIES !?X

IF YOUR FAIRY CHOOSES TO TAKE FLIGHT ?
HOLD ONTO THE FAIRY DUST, THAT
SHE LEFT BEHIND, WITH...

Poem -

UNDER RENOVATION !

UNDER RENOVATION !

I,LL MAKE YA NOT WANNA WORK SO HARD !
YOU,LL WANT TO BUY ME BEAUTIFUL GIFTS & CARDS
I...

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B.E.C.K.H.A.M ....X

B.E.C.K.H.A.M ....X

B...BRING IT ON

E...ASILY REMOVE YA THONG !

C...ARESS YA PERFECTLY ERECT BIG ONE!

K...

Poem -

SO BLOODY BLONDE !?X

SO BLOODY BLONDE !?X

OH GOD ! I,M SO BLOODY BLONDE SOMETIMES ?
D ONT KNOW WHAT I,M THINKING EITHER
MOST OF THE...

Poem -

TO BETTER DAY,S !?X

TO BETTER DAY,S !?X

RAISE YOUR GLASS, IF YOU ARE WRONG
BUT, IN ALL THE RIGHT WAY,S !
MAKE A TOAST & WISH FOR...

Poem -

WHAT...IF,S !?X

WHAT...IF,S !?X

EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU
MY HEART BEAT,S VERY FAST!
BUT I,VE NO IDEA HOW LONG
THESES...

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GINGER NUT,S !?X

GINGER NUT,S !?X

" OH JACK,, I KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO PACK!
IT,S JUST REMINDED ME, NOW I,VE SEEN YA SAC !
GET...

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"QUEEN OF FUCK N...

"QUEEN OF FUCK N EVERYTHING !?X"

"IT,S SUCH A HUGE BUZZ!
TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE !?
MAKES THE RHYTHM,S I CREATE...

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SIZE DOES MATTER !?X

SIZE DOES MATTER !?X

SIZE DOES MATTER AFTER ALL !
WHEN YOU WRITE YOUR WORDS SO SMALL !
ONLY THE LARGE LETTERS...

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ALL TRACY,S FAULT !?X

ALL TRACY,S FAULT !?X

I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO THICK SHAKES!
COS, I,VE GOT SUCH A BAD BELLY ACHE
I,M PISSED AS A FART...