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SKIN DEEP !?X

SKIN DEEP !?X

WITH EVERY CELL
YOU GO DOWN WELL !
WITH EVERY PORE
YOU DO EXPLORE
WITH EVERY...

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IN MY ..DREAMS !?X

IN MY ..DREAMS !?X

IN MY DREAMS
I,M SUSPENDED IN PARADISE!
WITH MY LOVER RIGHT
BY MY SIDE!
WE LAY...

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UNDER-SEA...MACCY-D,S !?X

UNDER-SEA...MACCY-D,S !?X

THEY PUT MC-DONALDS IN THE OCEAN !
& POUNDS ON MY FIN !
& I,VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT...

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TROUBLE BUBBLE,S !?X

TROUBLE BUBBLE,S !?X

IF.YOU,VE GOT MANY TROUBLES !?
SIT YOURSELF DOWN
& REACH FOR YOUR BUBBLES
&...

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UNREQUAINTED FEELING !?X

UNREQUAINTED FEELING !?X

I,VE FELT LOVE FOR YOU!
I,VE FELT SORROW!
BUT.YOU NEVER FELT
LOVE FOR ME YESTERDAY...

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SPINE-LESS MEN !?X

SPINE-LESS MEN !?X

MY LIFE,S BEEN FULL
OF SPINE-LESS MEN !!
DISGUISED AS
AN AMPHIBIAN!
GOT NO BACK...

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BOV VERED !?X

BOV VERED !?X

"UP YOUR,S
SWIVEL ON MY PAWS
YOU ALL HAVE HER
SHE,S ALL YOURS
I,M TO COMFY...

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WELL LICKED !?X

WELL LICKED !?X

THAT BLUE EYED CAT
HAS GOT ME
WELL & TRULY LICKED!
SHE HAS THE MOST
...

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NOT NOW FLY...BYE !?X

NOT NOW FLY...BYE !?X

I DARENT TAKE MY EYE,S
OFF OF THIS FLY
TO LOOK AT THIS STUNNING
PUSSY..I JUST SPIED...

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BIT OF RUFF !?X

BIT OF RUFF !?X

THIS BLUE EYED PUSSY
HAS ME IN A TRANCE
I WONDER IF I,M HER TYPE
I MAY ASK HER FOR A...

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PURR-FECT !?X

PURR-FECT !?X

LOOK DEEP INSIDE . WHATS BEHIND
THE BLUE EYES. OF MY PUSSY
& WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU...

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FARM-YARD ...FROLICKED !?x

FARM-YARD ...FROLICKED !?x

WE ARE THE UGLIEST TRIPLETS
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE !
WE WERE HIT WITH
THE UGLY STICK...

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STORY - TELLER !?X

STORY - TELLER !?X

I BECOME MY STORIES VOICE
I SPEAK MY WORDS
& IT,S PICTURE,S ..OF CHOICE!
EVERY...

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SYD..THE CLEVER SQUID !?X

SYD..THE CLEVER SQUID !?X

MY NEW CONTRAPTION
WORKS A TREAT!
I,VE CAPTURED THIS
JUICEY STAR-FISH
NOWI,M...

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FUGLY !?X

FUGLY !?X

IT,S A GOOD JOB
I LIVE ON THE MOON !
BECAUSE I AM
AN UGLY FUCKER
& A BIT OF...

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ENDLESS TEARS !?X

ENDLESS TEARS !?X

I,VE CRIED OCEANS & RIVER,S!
LAKES & SEA,S!
BEEN BATTERED & BROKEN
&...

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SELECTIVE..HEARING !?X

SELECTIVE..HEARING !?X

" OOH SELECTIVE HEARING !"
"​HOW IGNORANT !"
"WHEN I WANT TO
HAVE A GOOD OLE RANT!?"...