WITH EVERY CELL YOU GO DOWN WELL ! WITH EVERY PORE YOU DO EXPLORE WITH EVERY...
IN MY DREAMS I,M SUSPENDED IN PARADISE! WITH MY LOVER RIGHT BY MY SIDE! WE LAY...
THEY PUT MC-DONALDS IN THE OCEAN ! & POUNDS ON MY FIN ! & I,VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT...
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IF.YOU,VE GOT MANY TROUBLES !? SIT YOURSELF DOWN & REACH FOR YOUR BUBBLES &...
I,VE FELT LOVE FOR YOU! I,VE FELT SORROW! BUT.YOU NEVER FELT LOVE FOR ME YESTERDAY...
MY LIFE,S BEEN FULL OF SPINE-LESS MEN !! DISGUISED AS AN AMPHIBIAN! GOT NO BACK...
"UP YOUR,S SWIVEL ON MY PAWS YOU ALL HAVE HER SHE,S ALL YOURS I,M TO COMFY...
THAT BLUE EYED CAT HAS GOT ME WELL & TRULY LICKED! SHE HAS THE MOST ...
I DARENT TAKE MY EYE,S OFF OF THIS FLY TO LOOK AT THIS STUNNING PUSSY..I JUST SPIED...
THIS BLUE EYED PUSSY HAS ME IN A TRANCE I WONDER IF I,M HER TYPE I MAY ASK HER FOR A...
LOOK DEEP INSIDE . WHATS BEHIND THE BLUE EYES. OF MY PUSSY & WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU...
WE ARE THE UGLIEST TRIPLETS THAT YOU EVER DID SEE ! WE WERE HIT WITH THE UGLY STICK...
I BECOME MY STORIES VOICE I SPEAK MY WORDS & IT,S PICTURE,S ..OF CHOICE! EVERY...
MY NEW CONTRAPTION WORKS A TREAT! I,VE CAPTURED THIS JUICEY STAR-FISH NOWI,M...
IT,S A GOOD JOB I LIVE ON THE MOON ! BECAUSE I AM AN UGLY FUCKER & A BIT OF...
I,VE CRIED OCEANS & RIVER,S! LAKES & SEA,S! BEEN BATTERED & BROKEN &...
" OOH SELECTIVE HEARING !" "HOW IGNORANT !" "WHEN I WANT TO HAVE A GOOD OLE RANT!?"...